So yes, I have issues. Of many kinds. In many ways. And I know that every reader to this blog could weigh in here and together you could all have a fun roast in my honor. But that really isn't necessary. Why? Yes, yes, I know it could be alot of fun. But it's not necessary for you to point out all of my neuroses because, well, I dwell on them and point them out all on my own. And I'm very good at it, actually. Thanks for asking!
So what's my point? Well, I just wanted to let you all know that sometimes I don't blog because I have issues. Do you want to know what they are? They are really silly and stupid and...stupid! But I'm sharing them with you in the hopes that you can sit me down and talk to me about these issues so I can blog more often. So you can read about my crazy crap more often. So you can stop clicking on this page and getting the same old crazy crap. I know, I know, it drives me nuts too! So...
Blogging issue one: Sometimes I don't blog because I don't have a picture to go along with my post. And I hate to post without a picture. But here is the funny thing: I have tons of pictures because I take tons of pictures all the time! So why not insert some random photos into posts that don't have pictures to go with them, you say? Ok, then, I'll do that from now on! Problem solved! Inserting a few random photos from the last few months.
Blogging issue two: Other times, like tonight, I want to blog about something. Something specific that I actually do have pictures to go with. But I don't have my camera handy to download the pictures from. Like tonight, for instance, my camera is out in my van. And guess what people? I love you!! But I'm not walking out there in the cold, while in my pajamas, to get it. Nope, not doing it! So why not post about some other random nonsense, then? So that you don't have to click on this page to read the same old random nonsense again? And then blog about that other, more specific nonsense with pictures to go with it, tomorrow? Ok, I guess I can do that too! Sheesh! I didn't realize you'd be so helpful in solving my blogging issues...problem solved! Currently posting about random nonsense.
Blogging issue three: Many other times, I'm too busy watching tv to blog. Wow, not the issue you expected? You thought I'd say I'm too busy reading to my kids or folding laundry, didn't you? Well...nope...that's not it! Because I do those things earlier in my day. And I'm a late night blogger. (Hey, I'm just being honest here.) So, as I was saying, I'm a tv watcher. That's how I wind down at night. I watch my favorite shows. Tonight -- American Idol baby (Adam! Adam! Adam!). Sorry! So, now you're telling me that since I bought myself a new laptop (yes, I did!!), and since you know that I actually like to "multitask", that I should blog while watching those shows on tv? Well, hmnnn...uughhh...errmmhhh...I guess I hadn't thought of that!! Hey, good point there! I could actually do that! Problem solved!! (You know, you're good at this!!) Ok, I am not watching tv at the moment. But the next time I post, you'll be wondering what I'm watching, I know you will!!
Blogging issue four: I like to write. I don't like to edit. I like to do things right. I don't like to edit. And to be honest, I'm not the worlds best speller. (No, I know I don't suck at it either. But I also know how often I use dictionary.com, and how often I should use it.) Yes, this blog does have spell check that I can use. But guess what? I hate using it!!! Because my children are named Daziel, Killian, Allyssa and Colby. And I blog about them alot. And guess what, ALL of their names get picked up on this stupid spell check thing! And...and...it's just darn annoying is what it is! Did I mention that I don't like to edit? And to add to all that, I use too many commas, hyphens, and ellipses...and I start sentences with the word And and But and put exclamations after EVERYTHING!! So...I don't like to edit, but because I like things done right, I can't just say "who cares" about the spelling and grammar stuff. Because it bugs me to read it, so it must bug you, right? Right!?! So, anyone out there willing to read my blog posts and then send me and nice little email to let me know what my typos are? Hmnnn..anyone good at spelling and grammar and being kind and sweet? Please don't post it in my comments, though, because that would lead to utter embarrassment! Anyone? Anyone? Ok, I got it!! I'll just have to do it. I need to get over it and edit already!! Editing now.
So that's it, folks. Those are the issues I sometimes have about blogging. Nope, it's not EVER because I don't have anything to say. I ALWAYS have something to say!!! And I thank each and every one of you for being willing to listen to all that I have to say!!! Listening to my crazy crap, my random nonsense, and tonight, to my issues! And thanks for this great conversation, too! You were a great help!!!!!