What do you do when you find yourself in this predicament?
You're running to the bathroom because your coffee is going straight through, to find that after you've downloaded there is no toilet paper? Not anywhere. In the whole bathroom. No toilet paper on the roll. No toilet paper in the cute little white, french country cabinet it's supposed to be in. Not even any in the excess storage under the sink. So, when you find yourself in this predicament, what do you do? Which description best suite's you?
A.) Eternally Optimistic Derriere - be thankful that you made it to the bathroom in the first place and just let it be.
B.) Painfully Pessimistic Pooter - are pissed off and don't even notice the full box of tissues that could be used in this type of an emergency that is sitting on the shelf behind you, and hobble your poor state of affairs to the other bathroom where you can find the toilet paper.
C.) Smart Ass - are a little annoyed, but are glad that you made it to the bathroom on time. Then realize that, although they are not "supreme" butt wipe material, are thankful that there is a full box of Kleenex tissues sitting behind you on the shelf.
D.) Ass Hole - figure it out, and then leave the bathroom void of any trace of toilet paper or Kleenex tissues for the little butt head who left it that way for you. Ha, now who's in the "shit house", you little runt? (Forgetting to realize that kids don't care as much about this sort of thing and that you are the one that does the laundry.)
E.) Gloating Gluteus - are some kind of sick puppy, because you find this type of thing hysterically funny, kind of cool, and decide to blog about it to all your family and friends.
Not that this kind of situation has ever rared it's ugly head at my house. But I'm just saying, if it did, I just want to think ahead, and prepare. You? What would you do?
